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Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23538) - you deserved it (8937)

On 12/22/2009 at 1:05pm - work - by ohshat (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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LMAO what the hell? Seriously??? I smell a pay-raise!!

#3 - On 12/22/2009 at 5:20pm by invisibledamage

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He's going to get a raise but not money wise.

#24 - On 12/22/2009 at 6:13pm by sleephunters

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