[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks (21765) - you deserved it (8420)

On 12/22/2009 at 1:05pm - work - by ohshat (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

More FMLs?

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about...

sadcinderella's life also sucks
Today, I spent my day alone while my parents and siblings were at school and work. Trying to be helpful, I...

funyfunkid also deserved it
Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!