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Today, with my girlfriend I planned a trip to Bali on this Thursday and we will celebrate Christmas together. Hotel booking done, flight tickets bought, swimsuits packed. I just forgot one thing: tell my boss I'll be on leave till next week. He gave me a new project. The deadline is next monday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5379) - you deserved it (23278)

On 12/22/2009 at 3:46am - work - by hilariousnow (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

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You booked the entire trip w/o making sure you could get the time off from work, this short notice? Sounds like YDI.

#4 - On 12/22/2009 at 10:15am by jaj99

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The only way this isn't a YDI is if your girlfriend is your boss.

#11 - On 12/22/2009 at 10:59am by russianspy1234

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