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Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I decide to take a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted rotten chicken. Turns out my grandma knew I drink her soy milk and decided to swap it with expired chicken broth. FML

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On 12/10/2009 at 12:41am - work - by souped (man) - United States (Colorado)

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wow, that kinda sucks. way to go grandma!

#1 - On 12/10/2009 at 6:19am by boner_93

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Your grandmother is Epic. I don't understand why you would drink out of the carton. She's you're grandmother. Have some manners. Buy your own fucking milk.

#7 - On 12/10/2009 at 7:35am by Flutist

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