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Today, at work I was told I'd be working over Christmas because I don't drink. Apparently if you're tee-total, you're not entitled to spend time with your family and are incapable of having fun. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31100) - you deserved it (3780)

On 12/02/2009 at 8:27am - work - by ostler (man) - United Kingdom

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Tee-total means that you do not drink alcohol. Ever.

FYL for having a crappy work enviroment. Get it in writing and then take it up with higher management . . . Personally I think you should get extra time off for not wasting company time with hangovers like the others!

#11 - On 12/02/2009 at 2:15pm by Playdate

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what's tee-total?

#3 - On 12/02/2009 at 2:11pm by ohmigawdess

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