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Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6010) - you deserved it (40531)

On 11/23/2009 at 8:47pm - work - by Mr IT - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)

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Duuuuude, I want to hear your voicemail now.

#2 - On 11/24/2009 at 3:19am by flyingpoopsicles

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everyone knows that is why you have a polite voicemail greeting....

#1 - On 11/24/2009 at 3:14am by iwannafuckyaman

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