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Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47370) - you deserved it (8400)

On 03/27/2009 at 10:47am - work - by mjohnston (man) - United States (Texas)

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