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Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58940) - you deserved it (12746)

On 03/27/2009 at 10:47am - work - by mjohnston (man) - United States (Texas)

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Now you know never to date a coworker, much less a subordinate. If you manage to find another job in this economy, think with your head, not your dick.

#9 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:22pm by cthulhu1138

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fired and dumped in the same day? that sucks man, and since she's the reason you got fired and she acted like that, then i say good riddance to you.

#6 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:12pm by shehzeenahmed

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