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Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22430) - you deserved it (8931)

On 11/17/2009 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Already I predict a large number of comments written by pricks who apparently aren't afraid of anything and do not accept the idea of someone else having serious fears of anything.

#13 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:38pm by Luckster

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You'll be known as Batwoman.

#12 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:34pm by aback

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