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Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16194) - you deserved it (6788)

On 11/17/2009 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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