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Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17780) - you deserved it (8138)

On 11/17/2009 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Already I predict a large number of comments written by pricks who apparently aren't afraid of anything and do not accept the idea of someone else having serious fears of anything.

#13 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:38pm by Luckster

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Are you sure it wasn't a butterfly? That woulda made me crap my drawers!

Don't worry, there's like a 50:50 chance it wasn't rabid. It's only a few dozen shots to prevent you getting the disease.

#18 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:46pm by perdix

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