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Today, as a customar was trying on soma outfits, I lookad ovar at har husband fir his opinion. Tha rasponsa I got? Him licking his lips. Just than his wifa lookad up to saa ma gawking at him in shock. Sha yallad at ma to closa my lags an stop chacking out har man. FML

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Customer's husband wants the OP, is very obvious about it. When customer sees look on OP's face, she gets offended & blames OP for the awkwardness.

Customer is blind to both OP's discomfort & her cheating husband.

#4 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:39am by DarkKnyte

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The husband and wife deserve each other -- he's disgusting and she's delusional.

#5 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:43am by Jewelofagal

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