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Today, as a customer was trying on some outfits, I looked over at her husband for his opinion. The response I got? Him licking his lips. Just then his wife looked up to see me gawking at him in shock. She yelled at me to "close my legs and stop checking out her man". FML

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Customer's husband wants the OP, is very obvious about it. When customer sees look on OP's face, she gets offended & blames OP for the awkwardness.

Customer is blind to both OP's discomfort & her cheating husband.

#4 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:39am by DarkKnyte

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The husband and wife deserve each other -- he's disgusting and she's delusional.

#5 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:43am by Jewelofagal

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