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Today, I was called into work to fix up their projection system. I drove 40 kilometers in peak hour to get there. As soon as I parked my car and was about to walk in, I got a phone call saying "Don't worry, we fixed it, you don't have to come in." FML

I agree, your life sucks (16761) - you deserved it (1148)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:37pm - work - by chiraag87 (man) - United States (California)

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