Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Just think, when you reach 40, you'll look good for someone who should have died 10 years ago.
You could be the hottest cougar at your high school prom.
meth combined with a lack of sleep will do that to ya
but hey, at least you can fool guys into thinking you're a cougar now! rawrrr
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015