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Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39873) - you deserved it (3505)

On 10/29/2009 at 12:36pm - work - by KMack (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Looks like it's time to rethink your career choice.

#1 - On 10/29/2009 at 2:01pm by LOLYLIF

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I suggest that you medicate. A lot

#2 - On 10/29/2009 at 2:01pm by SKYblue

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