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Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34080) - you deserved it (2986)

On 10/29/2009 at 12:36pm - work - by KMack (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Looks like it's time to rethink your career choice.

#1 - On 10/29/2009 at 2:01pm by LOLYLIF

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then work with snakes.
problem solved

#6 - On 10/29/2009 at 2:07pm by Zigster94

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