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Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24853) - you deserved it (5349)

On 10/26/2009 at 5:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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YDI for not knowing your company was trying to fire you, and all they had to do is have a deadline

#5 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:48pm by the_stereotype

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No boss, manager or co-worker reminded you?

They probably all wanted that outcome. YDI for not being more sociable.

#12 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:47pm by perdix

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