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Today, I woke up at 3am after 2 hours sleep to get to my 7.40am interview with the Air Force. I went through a full medical check, a psych test and an interview with military personnel, was there for 7 hours with no food and only water to drink, only to be told I wasn't suited to the position I applied for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24649) - you deserved it (5370)

On 10/20/2009 at 1:43am - work - by Fail. (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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You went to bed at 1am knowing full well the importance of your interview the next day, and presumably the fact that you'd need to wake up exceptionally early? Wow, how I wish someone put you in the cockpit of multimillion dollar aircraft. That's just what we need.

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#9 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:51am by gameoverman

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You had to get up at 3 am to get there by 7:40? How far away do you live?

#8 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:48am by Apocalyptus

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