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Today, I am going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out, I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22006) - you deserved it (7754)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by wiseoldone - United States (New York)

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I'm a girl... not Dave... :) I ended up wearing glasses I don't actually need to wear because the frame was thick enough to cover up most of the eyebrow.

#4 - On 02/04/2009 at 2:09am by wiseoldone

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popoman sounds like a turd face. most fml's r the OP's fault, but just bcoz it's their fault, doesn't mean they all deserve it.

#12 - On 12/20/2009 at 10:50pm by danii_s2

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