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Today, my best friend and I went to the movies. There was a hot cashier, so I thought it would be cool to talk in a British accent to try and be sexy. I walked up and started talking when he interrupted me and said in a very heavy British accent, "I know you're faking. You can stop now." FML

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On 10/10/2009 at 2:10am - work - by dammitt (man) - United States (Washington)

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what's the point of faking? if you got a date, you'd have to keep it up 24/7.

#2 - On 10/10/2009 at 10:04am by tinuelena

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Wow, you're really stupid.

#1 - On 10/10/2009 at 10:03am by deven7

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