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Today, my best friend and I went to the movies. There was a hot cashier, so I thought it would be cool to talk in a British accent to try and be sexy. I walked up and started talking when he interrupted me and said in a very heavy British accent, 'I know you're faking. You can stop now.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4403) - you deserved it (36861)

On 10/10/2009 at 2:10am - work - by dammitt (man) - United States (Washington)

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