Today, my best friend and I went to the movies. There was a hot cashier, so I thought it would be cool to talk in a British accent to try and be sexy. I walked up and started talking when he interrupted me and said in a very heavy British accent, "I know you're faking. You can stop now." FML

by dammitt / 10/10/2009 at 2:10am / United States (Washington) / Work

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  • what's the point of faking? if you got a date, you'd have to keep it up 24/7.

    #2 - On 10/10/2009 at 10:04am by tinuelena

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  • Wow, you're really stupid.

    #1 - On 10/10/2009 at 10:03am by deven7

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