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Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27334) - you deserved it (4736)

On 10/08/2009 at 12:13pm - work - by Dan (man) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

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Sounds like a good time for a new job.

#34 - On 10/08/2009 at 4:48pm by haweb

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Maybe the other 32 people did not want to celebrate your leaving, and the three who showed up are glad you are leaving...

#16 - On 10/08/2009 at 3:28pm by MiddleChild08

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