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Today, I was just about to do an important presentation in front of my boss and co-workers. When, without warning I tripped in front of everyone and knocked a VERY expensive computer off the table. How do I know it was so expensive? I'm paying for it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32146) - you deserved it (4894)

On 10/05/2009 at 7:25pm - work - by ProneToBlondeMoments (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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There's no reason any company shouldn't have insurance for workplace accidents. Either this is a fake, your company is operating incredibly irresponsibly, or they think/know you're dumb and can pull one over on you.

#6 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:47am by Flounder

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Just don't knock the new one off.
Once gets sympathy, twice gets pity.

And a lot of pointing and laughing. :]

#2 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:37am by Witchcraft

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