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Today, I fell asleep during my division emergency meeting. As I about to head home that evening, my boss patted me on the back saying "Wrong move. Good luck". Turned out, it was a meeting to determine who will be kicked out of the company due to recession. My name was written first on the list. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5137) - you deserved it (35390)

On 09/30/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Unemployed (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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YDI sounds like you get what you deserved.

#5 - On 09/30/2009 at 10:11am by mplsmech

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Hm, let's see here... YDI!

#4 - On 09/30/2009 at 10:10am by realggirl

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