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Today, I had my first day off in weeks. I was excited about getting to sleep in, until my boss called me at 6:30 in the morning to remind me I didn't have to come into work. Thanks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38249) - you deserved it (3050)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by NoSleep (man) - United States (Texas)

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My employees will call me at 3am on my day off to ask stupid questions, if it makes you feel better.

#3 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:39pm by tomakobriefs

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Not really that bad of a FML. Just go back to sleep.

#4 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:41pm by Incubuss

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