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Today, a professor approached me in the hall to ask if, since I'm a math major, I could tutor one of her communications majors in a required Calculus course. Apparently the volunteer tutor the school provides "is a complete dumbass." I'm the school's volunteer tutor. FML


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On 09/17/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by bastawhiz (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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You volunteer tutor?? Dude, get yourself paid for that gig! I used to tutor in university and you can make some decent cash that way! Although, no offense, but it sounds like you're not a very good tutor. So, plan: improve your tutoring, then insist on pay.

#13 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:27am by kellster

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bastawhiz, nice to meet you. You're a complete dumb ass.

#2 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:13am by Intoxicunt

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