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Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32584) - you deserved it (6221)

On 09/08/2009 at 4:48pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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just because she offered you the magazines didn't mean you had to read them at work.....perhaps during your break would have been more appropriate......but at the same time ya your co-worker is a total prick....

#7 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:22pm by kerrygirl

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Sneaky fucking bastard. Getting you fired so that he could take your place on the pulpit of eternal glory that is your position.

#5 - On 09/08/2009 at 7:21pm by allmidnighteyes

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