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Today, I rented a drill to a straight-up valley girl, with the speech affect, Von Dutch patrol cap and all. I tried to disabuse of her of the idea that aluminum is a form of steel. Apparently, that constitutes being a smartass, so she threw her change at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24683) - you deserved it (7706)

On 08/31/2009 at 12:06am - work - by Mack (man) - United States (California)

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Wow, I enjoy how, in your haste to make yourself sound intellectually superior to the Valley girl, you totally screwed up what you were trying to say. And, seriously, if getting change thrown at you after completely insulting and likely belittling/mocking a customer to her face is traumatic enough for you to say FML, then you are surely living a charmed life. YDI for SURE!

#6 - On 08/31/2009 at 6:52am by catgrrl00

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Didn`t follow a word he said, can someone explain?

#12 - On 08/31/2009 at 8:12am by IOwnedYou

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