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Today, my boss came back from a 2 week vacation. I was the only one covering for him, and I did an excellent job. It was my chance to get a promotion. I actually improved his sales while he was gone. But the only thing he noticed was that I killed his plant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63652) - you deserved it (4509)

On 03/20/2009 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Wow. What a douche. I would've thrown the damn thing at him.

#1 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:34pm by x3_LaLa_3x

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You should just put a sign on the plant that says "I deserve a raise" and throw it into his house or something.

#4 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:37pm by Sakeyaki

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