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Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21402) - you deserved it (4990)

On 08/24/2009 at 9:45pm - work - by Sailorjoe (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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#1 - On 08/25/2009 at 3:04am by emorockerownage

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More like FYL for having 30 coworkers watch you struggle to complete a task and not offer any assistance. The clapping and cheering was classic, but you would think they would offer to help first.

As a guy who has emptied trash cans professionally, that shit can be heavy! And seriously, who asked how heavy paper was??? A trash can full of paper would weigh a ton, the real question is why would anyone store anything other than trash in a trash can.

It's called a head people, it's not just a hat-rack.

#14 - On 08/25/2009 at 4:37am by MaddogTotten

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