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Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 12:41pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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a tampon doesn't feel like a granola bar, it's thinner and round..

#3 - On 03/19/2009 at 5:57pm by ohhboyy

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Hahaha that is pretty humorous! Why didn't you look down at your hand sooner if he kept giving you strange looks?

#1 - On 03/19/2009 at 5:56pm by vmarsbars

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