Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I showed up at work and a coworker pointed a gun at me. After twisting his arm and leveling his face into the wall, I found out it was a lighter. Now I might lose my job over his stupid joke. FML

#4603791
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45276) - you deserved it (3782)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:02pm - work - by Fibericon (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

This FML’s original poster has posted further details. Check out the comment our team has singled out

ZSL's life also sucks
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a…

hunnydoll also deserved it
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He…

Top comments

Lose your job over it? He should lose his job for pulling such an immature prank at work.

#8 - On 08/17/2009 at 7:35pm by xpxp2002

See in context

+43 | 3

Don't listen to anyone telling you that you deserve it. They just think they could react calmly in a situation like it's some sort of movie where they can dodge a bullet and face danger down, maybe throw in a cool line like Dirty Harry telling the guy about the gun he's holding and tell him something like, "You couldn't hit a, etcetera."

He pulled something out on you like it was a gun. It was shaped like a gun. Guns come in all sizes - some smaller than a credit card. Just tell your co-worker and boss that you have no hard feelings, and at the end of the day, he's the one with the bruised body.

#14 - On 08/17/2009 at 7:50pm by SunlightVeins

See in context

+13

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Orinocou's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Moms Ever
  • We could be lazy and start off with a "your momma" joke, but your mom is so nice that she'd probably bake us a cake and pat us on the head, and those jokes are crap anyway. Because most moms are nice. We…

Sunday 12 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by