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Today, I rented a car that has a smart key. The proximity of the key determines if the doors will unlock. I went to a meeting and returned to the car with the trunk popped open and all my luggage gone. The rental company decided to store a spare key in the glovebox for safe keeping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41173) - you deserved it (2792)

On 08/13/2009 at 2:42am - work - by NoKeyNoCar - United States (California)

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That is really, really stupid.
Take it like an American and SUE!

#2 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:09am by lucky0514

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Wtf? Geniuses...and they didn't even tell you?

#1 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:07am by XOfiestypixie

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