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Today, my 16 yr old cousin needed help making a job resume so I give him mine to see as an example. He changed my name to his and it got him a job right away. The sad part? I handed my resume out to about 30 places and I am still unemployed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42266) - you deserved it (4119)

On 08/12/2009 at 9:47pm - work - by Jobless (woman) - United States (California)

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If this isn't fake...

Try putting your first initial on the resume, instead of your first name. That way, they won't see your gender in your name, and you might get your foot in the door.

I've seen it work for other people...

(I'm a guy, though, so that trick won't help me. Sucks.)

#10 - On 08/13/2009 at 6:59am by bhtooefr

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I submitted this FML, and if anyone else is wondering, i wasn't making this up and I'm only 18 years old. haha

#18 - On 08/13/2009 at 8:46am by Jcataquiz

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