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Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML
This would make a somewhat twisted but awesome porn.
"Let me clean that up for you."
Oh, there goes the pants!
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