Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping of a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25901) - you totally deserved it (1002)
On 08/11/2009 at 7:15pm - work - by FedExMan (man) - United States (Maryland)
(0)LMAO. You made me laugh #5=)
But yes fyl indeed OP! I kinda have a phobia of puke,if i see puke it makes me puke =(
(0)Um yeah...i'd go in a store and buy a shirt that was similar color to my uniform. Then when I got back to work i'd put the shirt on to make my boss happy. No way i'd walk around all day covered in that. Hell i'd even go wash the shirt out in a sink and wear it wet all day. I'd rather show my id badge to each person to prove my employment than to be covered in vomit. that sucks dude!
(0)LOLOLOL Did she ever tell u what she needed to tell you?
#7 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:36am by robertperson
(0)okay, so was saying that it was a 'hot girl' reallllyyy have anything to do with this FML?!
-_-
#10 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:59am by gross__
(0)"I was dropping of (sic) a large letter to a hot girl"
Why does it matter that the girl was hot? Would it have been better or worse if an ugly girl vomited on you? Also does the size of the letter really matter?
This would have been better phrased as "I dropped off a letter to a girl".
(0)If the girl were ugly he wouldn't be close enough to receive her puke.
With a small letter, no need deliver in person.
(0)To # 12 I assumed he said "hot girl" because maybe he thought she was going to ask him out or something when she instead puked on him. And like #13 said a small letter would most likely fit in the mail box.
Why does it bother you so much as to how the OP wrote the fml? Read it and move on!!!
(0)@ #13 & 18 In most workplaces all letters are delivered in person or left on the recipient's desk regardless of size.
@ # 18 The reason the way the FML was worded bugs me is because so many details had to be left out because the OP ran out of characters. If the OP had phrased the anecdote more succinctly they might have been able to explain better why they couldn't have just changed uniforms instead of walking around covered in vomit.
(0)If he wrote that he went home to change his shirt (I guess that what he actually did), you would comment "What a lame story, not worth to be published"
(0)LOL #14.
Nah but seriously, this is like the most badly written FML I've ever read.
#16 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:38am by velocraptor
(0)This would make a somewhat twisted but awesome porn.
"Let me clean that up for you."
Oh, there goes the pants!
#22 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:59am by uberkrissy
(0)You deserve it, but only because your name is fedexman, meaning you probably work for fedex and their service in my area makes people sick.
In all seriousness though, you really should have cleaned and changed before continuing because handing people things while covered in another persons vomit is a great way to spread things.
(0)Well if it was brown vomit, and you worked for UPS I see this as a win situation...outside of the fact you smelled of barf all day.
#25 - On 08/12/2009 at 7:49am by themachinist
(0)u should have cleaned up and got her # anyway. chances are if she was hot before she puked on u she still was after. plus u have the upper hand on her because she must feel bad about what happened. now ur using ur hand instead...
(0)Ask her for her # for compensation
most girls will at least treat you to a meal of some sort for causing such inconvenience
With that being said YDI if you didn't.
#30 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:03am by YouGotPwnt
(0)I;m pretty sure that vomit is a biohazard.
You should have burned that shirt.
#33 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:58am by alwaysalady
(0)I don't see why you couldn't swing by your work or home to pick up a pair of clothes. I'm sure your bosses would prefer you be just a little late dropping off your packages than stinking of vomit
(0)I'm creeping your way
And these sheets aren't stopping me
Because I'm gonna meet you face to face
And I'm gonna start from your waist
Up through your navel
And we're approaching such a place
This is where we both get scared
This is where emotion flares
This is where we both prepare
Navigate me through your body, naviagte me
Navigate me through your body, navigate
I love the way you tug on top of me
So navigate me through your body
#35 - On 08/12/2009 at 12:33pm by PaulieeBooMN
(0)Why wouldn't you just go back and change? That's disgusting.
#36 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:02pm by theodivine
(0)This sounds like something that would happen in a kinky porno.
"Did someone order a...large envelope?" ;)
"bleeeccccchhhh oh that's so hot"
#37 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:14pm by Bombercules
(0)FUCK you FedEx dicks... you fucks park your vans wherever, in a lane on a busy road around ablind corner, etc., YDI and then some. Karma motherfucker!!!!
#38 - On 08/12/2009 at 4:48pm by DieterDerBlau
