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Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping of a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28740) - you deserved it (1347)

On 08/11/2009 at 7:15pm - work - by FedExMan (man) - United States (Maryland)

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