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Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9027) - you deserved it (38148)

On 08/08/2009 at 1:04am - work - by ilikemusicokay (man) - United States (Maryland)

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Who deliberately takes a crap at work if they know it's "going to take awhile"? Why would you take your ipod with you? Where do you work that they pay you to take 30-minute craps and listen to music? YDI.

#22 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:30pm by kellster

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He had to pick the lock? Like, he didn't have a key? What kind of place is he running?

#19 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:40pm by bobtea

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