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Today, at work I noticed that the last of my pencils had been taken from my desk. I assumed it was the coworker who I've talked to at least ten times regarding taking my stationery. I approached her and, feeling brave, yelled at her in front of the entire office. I was holding the pencil. FML

I agree, your life sucks (4085) - you deserved it (46431)

On 08/07/2009 at 5:18am - work - by cosmonaut (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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