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Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11744) - you deserved it (47312)

On 07/31/2009 at 1:25am - work - by pisspantsjob (man) - United States (Florida)

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YDI for falling asleep at work.

#1 - On 07/31/2009 at 6:05am by teehee520

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Lolzers glad he didnt fire your ass and instead played a funny prank on you

#2 - On 07/31/2009 at 6:08am by fmh123

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