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Yesterday, on mah way to work I stoppd at a winery and spent around $120 on 2 bottles of wine for mah boss, since it was his birthday. When I gave him the gift, in exchange he let me know I am being laid off - his consolation was ( if you can afford this wine I'm sure you'll be OK ). FML


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On 07/28/2009 at 8:27am - work - by JobHunter (man) - Malta

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Should have taken them back and told him.. "I just got fired, I think I'll need these more than you."

#14 - On 07/28/2009 at 2:21pm by tenkenshi

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I would have taken it back, if i were you.

#6 - On 07/28/2009 at 2:11pm by mark_my_words

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