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Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML


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On 07/27/2009 at 12:07am - work - by OhNo. (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Even if it's not your fault, you can't arrive late to a job interview and still expect much out of it.

#3 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:19am by mezentius

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ohh wow. FYL indeed. To be fair, you didn't intentionally set out to harm anybody...Plus, you even tried to drive them to the hospital. shit happens.

#1 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:04am by ruubear17

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