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Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by bossgroper (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Would have been cool if you said ""Who's your boss now" LOL

#3 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:48pm by New_York

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and then you sqweezed right? led into a hot steamy scene that ended up with you getting the promotion :)

Gotta find ways to get "ahead" in these bad times ;)

#4 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:48pm by hecuva

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