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Today, my manager came in and said "Hey Alice, great job closing so well last night. NOT." and walked off. When I heard the door shut, I said "And great job being a bitch, you cow." I heard my manager walking back towards me. She wasn't the one who left the room. FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 12:03am - work - by Alice (woman) - United States

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Well, she WAS being a bitch. Even if it's true, that's not something you say to an employee. She should have been more constructive with her criticism, and if she can't show respect I don't see why she should expect it from anyone else. That said, she can still fire your ass. Be careful.

#3 - On 07/22/2009 at 6:20am by lyndis

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What is this, 1983? Who even says "...NOT!" anymore?

You're a poor employee, she's a bitchy cow. Unfortunately, most bosses are bitchy cows these days.

#8 - On 07/22/2009 at 9:19am by LadyAlathia

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