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Today, my manager came in and said "Hey Alice, great job closing so well last night. NOT." and walked off. When I heard the door shut, I said "And great job being a bitch, you cow." I heard my manager walking back towards me. She wasn't the one who left the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13126) - you deserved it (30022)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:03am - work - by Alice (woman) - United States

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