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Today, I was at work in a lab. I spent all day growing a large bacterial culture. I went to retrieve it, only to find that someone had turned the incubation shaker up too high, and my flask had flown off and shattered. Not only did I lose all my work, but now the whole room is a biohazard. FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 3:46pm - work - by startingover (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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and thus resident evil 6 begins.

#6 - On 07/18/2009 at 5:18pm by cpc1233

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Oh wow, that really sucks. FYL. :/

This happened to my dad once, but it was for something else, and not with bacteria.

#1 - On 07/18/2009 at 5:05pm by darkwar4ever

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