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Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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On 07/08/2009 at 8:08am - work - by joybirdnot_13 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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YDI for handing your cellphone to someone you didn't know.

#3 - On 07/08/2009 at 1:51pm by Inked2009

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and THAT is why i don't let people touch my phone hahaha
that sucks though

#4 - On 07/08/2009 at 1:52pm by nevershoutmaith

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