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Today, I went into work to change a shift looool I was unable to work. I phone the first person on the employee sheet an they promptly answer by saying "You still work here? I thought the manager fired you..." I was fired last week an have been showing up for shifts without anybody noticing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42559) - you deserved it (5573)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:21am - work - by mannnnn (man) -

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Is your name Milton? Squirrely-looking guy, mumbles alot?

#3 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:11am by xpxp2002

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Wow, that really sucks... how could you not know?? Did you not even talk to your boss in that time? FYL

#1 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:09am by luckynotso

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