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Today, I went into work to change a shift I was unable to work. I phone the first person on the employee sheet and they promptly answer by saying "You still work here? I thought the manager fired you..." I was fired last week and have been showing up for shifts without anybody noticing. FML

I agree, your life sucks (34460) - you deserved it (4072)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:21am - work - by mannnnn (man) -

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