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Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal and threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. FML
Crazy ladies in the park always have bird seed to throw. FYL
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014