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Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal and threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. FML
Crazy ladies in the park always have bird seed to throw. FYL
Damn old people! All they ever do is throw birdseed, play bingo, and fart!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 28 November 2013