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Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal and threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39532) - you deserved it (2338)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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