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Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened windows explorer repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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On 07/01/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Robert (man) - United States (New York)

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Wow that is really terrible.. Talk about bad timing FYL indeed

#1 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:40pm by attebury1

well he's the one that went on the site that GAVE him the viruses. YDI.

#48 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:52pm by missmeliss0309

agreed, YDI for going to those sites on your work computer

#95 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:11pm by spamky

THAT HAPPENED TO ME 2!!
I don't even watch porn and it kept on coming.
you should have pressed ctrl+alt+delete
then it would have logged off then log back on and the virus is cured

#133 - On 07/02/2009 at 9:35am by MissyWissyKach

You're obviously not a computer person...

#155 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:19pm by Xader

shitt timing.

#2 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:41pm by lnf9ohfour

shitt happens

#42 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:45pm by tgd4444

shitt spelling.

#70 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:58pm by iKaite

aww, that happened to someone i know at school once.

#3 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:42pm by khatuba

That sucks,

#4 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:43pm by Phwow

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

Well next time, so this doesn't happen, get a good antivirus...or just get a Mac :D

#5 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:45pm by NGM_47

I'm so glad programmers are getting tired of hearing the statement and are coding viruses for Macs. You do realize it's not because Macs have better virus protection, it's because not as many people use them right? There is no benefit of a Mac-only virus if it won't be transfered to the majority of the computers.

If you really didn't know that, then I pity you. Steve Jobs has done his job in brainwashing you.

#13 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:55pm by soccerkrzy

The OP works, so macs wouldn't solve the problem and OP fyl

#18 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:02pm by ThatOneAznPerson

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

#13: ummm....ok? You're just crazy, you want people to get viruses just because you can't afford or can't get a mac...or you just don't agree with their choices of getting one. I'm sorry, but you are just a hater!! Stop being a freaking Windows fanboy, and I'm not brainwashed...I use a Mac because it fits my needs, but I have a PC too, and my Mac is far better at not getting viruses, and not because they aren't coded for Macs, but because they in fact do have a great antivirus.

#20 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:03pm by NGM_47

Your an idiot, Macs don't stop you from getting a virus...about 70% of the world uses a PC, about 25% Mac and the other 5% Linux/Unix etc.. (numbers are not perfect but they get the point across).

If I were to make a virus I would make it for PC's if I wanted to do something. Macs are just as easy to make a virus for as a PC. Its just people aren't idiots, so they go for the OS that most people have. There is a reason Windows is on #1 and sure isn't b/c Mac's are better.

What a idiot.

#33 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:28pm by jefffan24

NGM's fanboy statements are amongst the funniest statements I've ever read on this state. I'm gonna have to send you an award for making me actually laugh out loud. "Superior antivirus" lol!!!

Can you name this superior antivirus without googling it? Because last I checked, MacOS didn't come prebundled with antivirus; so go ahead and tell me what superior antivirus is on your computer.

Now watch as he changes his mind and says "No, wait. I meant to say that macs don't crash unlike windows!"

Oh, and for the record, I have almost every OS in existence... I have MSDOS, Windows 3.11, Windows 98, Windows XP Pro (32/64 bit), Windows ME, Windows 2000, Windows Server 2003 (ok, it's old, but who cares), Linspire, Mandrake, Knoppix, Ubuntu, Fedora Core, Mac OS Leopard/Panther/Tiger (not snow leopard though; or whatever it's called), Windows Vista Ultimate (32 bit/64 bit), and... I think that's everything.

Oh wait, I actually have Ubuntu Netbook Remix for my Acer Aspire too.

Ok, now with that said, what's the best OS out of all of them? Windows XP 32 bit. Yes, you can get viruses from time to time, but if you are vigilant and don't download stuff like "Super Virus Remover Pro Awesome Edition 2012" and other crap, you're safe.

So much for "not being able to afford, or can't get" Mac OS X...

And just for the record, this is the truth:

http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20060513

#35 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:36pm by humorizer

@#26 he was referring to the fact that you cant use a mac for anything worthwhile, such as work

#37 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:38pm by fyourlife33

#35: well sorry I'm not a fatass 40 year old virgin living under their parent's basement like you who just wastes their life with computers. With everything you have just stated, you have proved that you have absolutely NO life!! And no, I don't change my mind on anything I said.

#40 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:42pm by NGM_47

I'm not going to pay $2000 for this imaginary super anti-virus. Yes the Linux Kernel is safer, but its not immune to viruses. A few tweeks here and there and it becomes as vulnerable as the windows kernel if not more.

It really isn't that hard. So I could build my own PC for $700 get a free antivirus like Avast, no get any viruses actually get some work done and be happy. Where as if I paid $2000 for a mac the only thing I could get done is turning on the computer. The only reason I would ever get a mac is if I was a graphic designer other than that they are Pieces of Sh**.

My favorite quote, this is in reference to a Mac:

No matter how much you polish a piece of sh**, it is still a piece of sh**.

#44 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:46pm by jefffan24

#40 did you ever stop to think that someone with such an extensive collection of operating systems might be a programmer? I don't know any more than you, but I'm guessing if he owns multiple systems, then he at least makes more money than either of us.

#47 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:51pm by Tubasaurus

I have owned Windows 3.1, Windows 95, 98, 2000, Windows Server 2003 and 2008, Windows XP 32 and 64, Vista Ultimate 32 and 64, and I currently use Windows 7 32 and 64.

I have used Mac OS many times and hated it every single time I've used it. I have done programming for Windows and Mac and hated doing it for mac, its a POS system that will never be half as good as windows.

this was in addition to my other post I forgot to put it :/

#49 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:55pm by jefffan24

Well I don't give a damn on what you say, my mac fits my needs on video editing with Final Cut Express, while stupid Windows has it's built in WMM...you can buy Sony Vegas and some other programs, but I prefer FCE 4. That's the main reason I have a Mac, however, I like how you don't have to scan for viruses on Macs....so I prefer it.

You know my favorite quote in reference to PCs? Ok.

"Difference between a virus and windows?
Viruses rarely fail."

#50 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:56pm by NGM_47

BTW, I don't care anymore. I like my Mac for my personal reasons and you like your PC(s) for your reasons...there!! It wont settle anything for me or you guys to argue because at the end of the day, it wont change anything.

#52 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:00pm by NGM_47

Right it wont change anything

PC's > Macs

#54 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:13pm by jefffan24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

WOW! what a bitch!! That's your opinion, where are your facts that prove that?...there aren't!! Keep arguing, you still wont prove that PCs are better, it's just your f*cking opinion!!....Just because you write it, doesn't make it true. Have fun rescanning for viruses :D

Macs > PCs

#56 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm by NGM_47

LOL not at all nobody even bothers with macs because they aren't a big company

#60 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:27pm by oogyboogy

WTF are you talking about!? Macs aren't a company, they are computers....if you mean Apple, then where have you been these past years? Under a rock!?....Have you ever heard of iPods, iPhones, Macs, Macbooks? Apple is a HUGE company!

#62 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:31pm by NGM_47

how can a mac be better than a PC when a mac is a PC?
PC = Personal Computer
lolwut

#63 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:31pm by dan81892

#63 you have just won the argument!
@OP FYL!

#73 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:30pm by abdur

Ok i think all of you windows freaks need to chill. lets see...in the time i've had my ONE mac computer, my dad has had to buy FOUR windows computers. (i'm refraining from calling it a "PC") mac users don't need to buy $60 spyware kits, viruses for mac's are non-existent. Nobody wants to take the time to code a virus for a mac, and so what if its also because more people use windows. either way, WE WIN. we're not wasting hundreds of dollars and worrying about our computers getting a virus. Also, what's even better about the new macs, is that they can run mac AND windows! imagine that! we can buy our $2000 mac computer, and STILL do all of the things your POS windows computer can as well! Only better.

MACS > windows.

#74 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:31pm by lizz1234

Dude..where did she say she wanted people to get viruses? She's right. And, just because you have an excellent anti virus, this doesn't ensure you won't get viruses. If an Anti-virus has not yet found a way to stop a virus, or has not been updated, then your computer won't be protected against that virus. For example, there are so many different types of trojan, that some of them cannot be protected against.

#76 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:36pm by jjenniferr05

I have a mac, and I got this thing that kept Rickrolling me. The Damn video kept coming up in the banner ads. I eventually got a blocker for firefox, but still.

#84 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:05pm by RPGod

You have to be completely brain dead to think that there are no viruses for the tens of millions of Mac users because they're in the minority. That's like saying "I won't create a soft drink for teenagers because there are more non-teens in the world."

The argument would be the opposite: everyone on windows uses anti-virus software, so you have to be very good to circumvent that. Meanwhile, on Macs, nobody uses anti-virus software, so it would be very easy to exploit them. Who in their right mind wouldn't want to make money off tens of millions of people, just because they are in the minority?! Are you brain dead?

OS X's infrastructure is sounder, and stronger. You need more user interaction to create meaningful viruses that do significant damage. It's that simple.

#85 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:19pm by shneurf

And plus, Apple sends out updates very often to keep us more protected from viruses...

#87 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:27pm by NGM_47

Lol what?

Do you think a Mac has better antivirus than a Windows computer does? They both have next to no protection at all in themselves. It is true that hardly no viruses are coded for Macs, that is why they are spared. There's not even anything to discuss.

That said, both Mac and Windows sucks. Too bad Windows has such a huge share on the market right now, so most games and commercial programs are made for Windows. I really don't want to use WINE.

#90 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:49pm by TysonFawlay

does it matter? the chances of my mac computer getting a virus before a windows computer gets a virus is non-existent.

you get what you pay for! and with macs, you pay for more but you get much better quality.

#93 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:58pm by lizz1234

Ahhh the computer flamewar that's raged on for years. Honestly, they both have advantages and disadvantages. Whichever is better for you and the uses you want it for is your choice and opinion you are entitled too. However, the chances of a Mac getting a virus are slimmer than PC not because of less people using Macs, but that PC's and Windows software are more open. Apple computers and OS are sealed off tight, making Macs actually safer (but not COMPLETELY safe)

#97 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:22pm by amodelqueso

ok dude chill out
they're just fucking computers
you don't have to pms just because macs are better
take a chill pill and get a tampon

#101 - On 07/01/2009 at 7:05pm by whatnow2859

hardy har har mac vs pc fights. i have a pc and it got a shitload of viruses, and i have an imac and it works fine. but its probably because the pc was $700... and the imac was $1200.

#102 - On 07/01/2009 at 7:09pm by geesquared

let me make this simply for the mac vs window thing 1 mac=$2000 1 hp laptop $400-$800 i would prefer to have 2 laptops $1600 and you dont need an 60 dollar antivirus but lets say you want it that makes a total
of $1720 and $280 left to spend on what ever the fuck you want so what do you prefer a mac or two windows laptops plus $280 and mac sucks ball becuase most programs are windows only so fuck you lol

#106 - On 07/01/2009 at 7:13pm by ramsokapo

NGM_47 should shut the fuck up, theres plenty of good arguments for macs as well as windows pcs, but hes actually making macs sound retarded. if you cant defend your shit properly, DONT SAY ANYTHING. other mac users would feel shame for being put in the same category as u.

#110 - On 07/01/2009 at 10:34pm by organisedchaos

@#106
you may be able to have 2 POS windows laptops for less than one mac laptop, but in the long run you'll be spending 2-3 times as much keeping a windows laptop as long as you could keep your one mac laptop.

#112 - On 07/01/2009 at 11:06pm by lizz1234

WOW!! #110: What a bitch!! I tried ending the freaking argument by saying I don't care anymore cause everyone has their own computer based on their needs, but uneducated retards like you kept going and going!! Why don't you shut the fuck up you piece of shit, go die in a hole!! I tried to stop, but you ALL had to keep going...FUCK YOU #110!!

#113 - On 07/01/2009 at 11:25pm by NGM_47

@110: totally agreed.

@NGM_47, i think the only thing that started this flame (and yes, i can't believe i read the whole thing either) is that you implied on one of your first posts that Macs did not get virus' often because they had superior anti-virus software, among other ludicrous and uneducated claims. please check wat you write before you write it

@everyone who wants to comment negatively at my comment (including grammar-nazis): no you.

#115 - On 07/01/2009 at 11:33pm by midget_chinese

First of all, I did not say it was a software...(idk where this comment went, it was after my second comment) I said that UNIX based computers such as Macs had a better antivirus (which is not meant as software) and because it is hard to get coded for. Then, I tried to explain that if you like your PC and it fits your needs then it's ok, but then everyone just kept arguing with me so I kept going...if you read it, you would realize I tried to stop.

#116 - On 07/01/2009 at 11:41pm by NGM_47

Let's all agree that the world would have a problem on its hands if Microsoft and Apple were to merge and become evil, k?

#117 - On 07/02/2009 at 12:00am by CyclonePsycho

Anyone trying to say that Macs are cheaper than other PCs is just lying to themselves. Macs are internally identical to any other PC. OSX doesn't magically make your PC last longer. It's all preference but a $1000 Macbook is only about as powerful as a $700 HP. Decent antivirus software can easily be found for free.

#118 - On 07/02/2009 at 12:06am by Tubasaurus

@118, have you ever even owned a mac?!

#119 - On 07/02/2009 at 12:20am by lizz1234

@117 : become?

#124 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:13am by waspbr

@113, you made the opening comment, you openly invited people to give their opinions by trying to tell others what you thought. if you didnt want anyone to disagree you shouldnt have started it in the first place. they have every right to give their opinion too. the thing is, YOU KEPT GOING. thats right YOU did. you chose to reply to each of their comments rather than just shutup. you have nobody to blame but yourself.

oh and im the uneducated one...i believe of the two of us i wasnt the one making ridiculous statements about their operating system and starting arguments i couldnt finish.

#129 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:47am by organisedchaos

Ok, NGM, you are a real dumbass. You overreact to everything, yell, make stupid fantasy claims and run away screaming "I don't care anymore." I don't insult people on the internet very often, but you suck, period.

#130 - On 07/02/2009 at 7:22am by Dragodon64

@124: I knew as soon as I commented that someone was going to say that.

Correction -
Let's all agree that if Microsoft and Apple ever decided to merge, then the world would be in big trouble.

Better? ;D

#136 - On 07/02/2009 at 11:55am by CyclonePsycho

YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS

Windows has it's faults
MacOS has it's faults
GNU/Linux has it's faults

The only intelligent people in this argument are the programmers who've actually used more than one operating system in their lives. I personally prefer GNU/Linux, but I don't go around spewing claims like "LINUX GETS NO VIRUSES BECAUSE ITS BETTERR!!!!1" or "ONLY PROFESSIONAL PROGRAMMERS USE LINUX!!!!!"

Seriously, that's exactly what you, NGM, are doing. You make all Mac users look like idiots with your unproven claims about this imaginary OS X antivirus.

This goes to all Mac fanboys: YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM HAS FAULTS. DEAL WITH IT.

#139 - On 07/02/2009 at 3:15pm by Kyothine

Well sorry, gosh! And yes, I know I use exclamation points a lot but it doesn't mean I'm yelling. I will admit that my comments got out of hand but you guys kept telling me off when I tried to stop. And yes I kept going, but only because I didn't like that you guys kept going after I had said that we should stop. Like someone mentioned, I did make the first opening comment, however, I didn't want to start a freaking war over this....I admit that my "superior antivirus" thing got out of hand (even though I never said superior antivirus, I said better antivirus) but you guys took it too far. So yes, I admit I was wrong, but I still like my Mac....Happy now?

#140 - On 07/02/2009 at 3:47pm by NGM_47

ah. #35. wouldn't it have been cheaper to have bought a mac in the first place instead of buying all the crappy windows programs? and seriously macs are meant for creative people....not people who make dragons sculptures out of peanut butter in there parents basement.

#151 - On 07/06/2009 at 6:54pm by leo1234

#151, you amuse me.

#152 - On 07/07/2009 at 3:03pm by Kyothine

@151

What? Pretty sure I've never done that.

Anyway, I use Windows because it's inexpensive, it works with what I need it to (especially when it comes to my Blackberry, RIM still hasn't released software for Mac), it's compatible with my work computers, and costs less than half of what a Mac does.

I'm no fanboy. I have an iPod, and my HTPC uses MythTV, a Linux distro.

#156 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:31pm by Xader

YDI

you probably got the viruses from going to look at porn during work lol

#6 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:46pm by cough

Um, you do realise that you can get viruses anywhere, right?

#28 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:18pm by dannydawriter

Well, he is talking about a fake anti-spyware program "that cluttered the screen". Those are typically distributed via banner-ads - you need to be stupid enough to be fooled by them and explicitly allow the program to install. Who hosts dubious banner ads like these? Not reputable web sites, for sure - so yes, in all likelihood he was visiting porn sites. I don't think that's morally reprehensible, but it isn't really necessary to do that on a work laptop.

In general: if you are using a computer as part of your job, it's your responsibility to learn the basics of computer security. If you are unable to do so on your own, then take a class. How many car mechanics do you know who can't operate a socket wrench? You need to know the tools of your trade, too.

#96 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:21pm by st0815

I was hoping to comment before someone says "get a mac" but I'm too late.

I'm sorry but nowadays you almost have to purposely infect your computer. Avoiding a virus is not at all difficult.

#7 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:48pm by Tubasaurus

To clear this up before the comments get out of hand, Macs are not immune to viruses. UNIX based operating systems are more secure than Windows, and that includes Apple's OSX, but it also includes every distribution of Linux. However protecting a Windows machine from infection is very easy. All you have to do is install decent anti-virus software and avoid shady websites. Even though the pop-ups were pornographic, that doesn't mean that the virus was obtained from a pornographic website.

#15 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:56pm by Tubasaurus

I agree. I use Fedora on my desktop, but Windows XP on my laptop because of school. There are a good deal of good antivirus and firewall software for windows that can be found FREE. So you don't have to spend more money to protect a computer running Windows. I have had my laptop for three years now. I have never gotten a virus, never had a BSOD, and have never had it crash on me. People who have those problems just have no idea wtf they're doing.

#147 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:05pm by classyfied

haha that sux, i got my mom one of those viruses on her work laptop once, she wasnt happy, and neither was her boss =X

#8 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:48pm by crzymonkeyxo

I lol'd at your misfortune. '_'

#9 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:48pm by CyclonePsycho

Who gets popups anymore?

#10 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:50pm by Humanoid

Are you excluding the single ones that randomly pop up on certain sites? That are not pornographic at all?

#107 - On 07/01/2009 at 7:16pm by SuperSpore

that sucks
fyl

#11 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:54pm by sonicfury

buy an antivirus program... really easy to stop that from happening...

#12 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:55pm by freernnur5

Hahaha, that sucks ur gunna lose your job, but hey, now you will have all the time in the world to masturbate hahahahaha get sum lotion and hopefully ur palm wont get any more hairy than it already is.....

#14 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:55pm by rc024

I hate those porn viruses!
my mom went ballistic on me when I got one. I tried to explain to her that I didn't get it by being on a porn website >_<

but this is like the 100th 'porn popped up in a meeting/in class/on a date" FML. they're getting reaaaaallly old. x_x

#16 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:57pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD

Yeah, viruses don't download themselves into computers, and as you didn't post any defensive, I'm leaning toward YDI
But agreed with #5-look into some protection or get a Mac.

#17 - On 07/01/2009 at 1:58pm by Lexia

Hahahahahahahaha that sucks

#19 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:02pm by soccerboy101

Maybe next time don't look at porn on your work computer? Oh, my bad, I don't know if there will be a next time. YDI

#21 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:04pm by treli1593

The best anti-virus protection is common sense. Viruses don't just magically infect your computer. More often than not it's the user's actions that cause it, whether by opening an infected file or visiting a compromised website or something like that.

#22 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:06pm by littlegolferboy

That sucks =[ I think I had the same fake anti spyware virus (and I have no idea how it got on the computer). I got rid of it by downloading "Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware." I don't remember if we can post link on here or not but I'll give it a go: http://www.geekpolice.net/malware-removal-guides-f12/how-to-remove-antivirus-system-pro-removal-guide-t9270.htm

As for the porn viruses, well, I can't really help you with that one.

But yeah. FYL

#23 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:08pm by xOpheliacx

My son got that same one on his system (I think it was called "SpyCrush"). It doesn't crush spyware, it IS spyware.

I second the info for MalwareBytes. It TOTALLY ROX!!!!

#46 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:49pm by MrBigDog2U

Stolen from AP news headline.

#24 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:08pm by intrepid00

YDI. It's not that hard to avoid viruses, especially on a work computer.

#25 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:10pm by deaditegirl

thank you number 6. if I was bill gates I would invest money on creating viruses for macs

#27 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:17pm by onepctech

I'm pretty sure that violates some laws concerning fair business practises.

#29 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:20pm by dannydawriter

What is this bullshit about "you can't afford a mac".
I drive a goddamn Mercedes and I use WINDOWS because I hate the Mac OS as well as their hardware.

Mac is NOT inherently more secure than windows and if you knew jack shit about computers this would be evident to you. "Apple" is a company, not an antivirus, they wouldn't be able to do anything to stop viral attacks on their platform- if coders targeted macs. The only reason macs get less viral infections is because there are a LOT more viruses that target Windows.

As annoying mac users get more common, this will change.

#36 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:37pm by STVader

So many people are quick to jump on the "you hate it because you can't afford it" boat. Inflated prices aside, Apple does not possess magical technology that allows them to create software that can block 100% of all viruses without fail. Many Mac owners are under the false impression that their computer is somehow immune to infection, so if someone decided to program several viruses for OSX, they would not have a hard time finding easy targets. OSX is only more secure because of UNIX coding and smaller market share.

#38 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:41pm by Tubasaurus

wow. chill out man. and driving a mercedes doesn't mean anything...it could be a cheap 15 year old piece of shit. besides, Mercedes' are for stuck up, pompous, fat-headed men with no personality who just buy a car for the badge.

#39 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:41pm by NA89

#36

Ugh, I thought I'd never see the day I'd defend Apple...

Ok, there are a few problems with your post. Apple is not an antivirus company, yes, but OS manufacturers don't need to be — antivirus companies write the antivirus programs. There are Mac OS X viruses, yes, and there will be more; however, given Apple's history and the structure of the OS (Unix's permissions hierarchy makes it more difficult for undercover processes like those that run in Windows to do substantial damage to the computer), viruses are much more difficult to code. Apple also generally seeds updates MUCH quicker than Microsoft does when it comes to its OS, and as such holes are patched quicker.

This is not to mitigate Apple, as they are just as evil as Microsoft (or even worse), but just to shed some light on your post. I am a Mac OS X user (though not a Mac user, but let's not get into that), but only because I've used the operating system long enough to have made a decision. I still practise good, safe habits that Windows users use (and there ARE antivirus systems for OS X — look up ClamXav), and I don't go around priding myself on my use of the OS; I use it because I like it.

Now can we please end this stupid discussion over Mac/PC? It's been played out too many times, and it's just idiotic. Can we just please discuss the OP's FML for gob's sake?

#65 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:39pm by dannydawriter

umm yeah i think you forgot that all companies are evil :)

#103 - On 07/01/2009 at 7:09pm by whatnow2859

YDI!!
Either you were browsing dodgy websites on your work pc/laptop.. or you opened an attachment you shouldn't have.

#31 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:24pm by Jimboom

I find it funny that so many YDIs are based on assumptions rather than anything the OP said/even suggested.

#32 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:27pm by purple_riot

Well it's not a huge leap to get to that assumption. You don't just get a virus for no reason.
The only other way that they could have been infected is if someone else used their laptop/computer and infected it then it's still their fault for given that person their password. Or they inserted some sort of infected media onto the laptop.

Either way though if he had an up to date anti-virus software it would have at least warned him when he got infected.

#51 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:57pm by Jimboom

Stop doing things that get you infected with those viruses in the first place. You either downloaded a pirated program that someone hacked or went to a porn site with an insecure browser. Either way your fault for not browsing responsibly.

#34 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:30pm by SomeGuy1234

thats sucks horrible timing
but at the same time u probably got those viruses by going on shady websites

#41 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:43pm by fmylifeandurs

LMAO

#80 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:44pm by foolishwolf

Aww, sorry, that sucks ;(

#45 - On 07/01/2009 at 2:48pm by 121842

YDI. Only fools are susceptible to malware.

#53 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:12pm by fnool

Hahahaha!

#55 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:17pm by aback

You totally deserved that. You only get a virus if you clicked on something stupid. Never click unless you know EXACTLY what you are clicking on. Ignorant people. FAIL

#57 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:21pm by ezflip

Dumb bitch, you only get viruses from looking at porn

#58 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:24pm by StoneColdNigga

lol that sucks i had the one porn pop up where it actually has the videos and it plays... lmao me and my cousin actually looked at it for a minute before closing it... talk about free cable bish! muhahaha

#59 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:24pm by ithedarkknight

I don't see why he would get fired it was a virus... An accident

#61 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:31pm by oogyboogy

I probably had the same virus as you. It sucks until you get rid of it.

#64 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm by alex_vik

YDI for being mentally retarded.

#66 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:49pm by InfectedWithDrew

you have a pc, dont you?

#67 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:51pm by lizz1234

YDI for going on the wrong porn sites while at work

#68 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:53pm by Shyman4ever

YDI for downloading viruses you fucking moron.

#69 - On 07/01/2009 at 3:56pm by Rota

Nobody intentionally downloads viruses, they secretly download themselves! You're the moron for not knowing that.

#72 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:16pm by luxisufeili

If you use common sense and pay attention to what you are doing, they do not download themselves. I have never caught a virus yet -- even when I used Windows or OSX. Hell, they have never even seen a virus in the wild for Linux yet.

#79 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:43pm by ozymandias

YDI for getting a virus, let alone 2.

#71 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:13pm by ozymandias

Is this when all the idiots come out? I've seen more stupid comments in the past 10 seconds than I ever have.

#75 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:34pm by alex_vik

I've had a PC for years and never had a virus. Which computer is better is beside the point. The point is that the OP was putting on a presentation and a million pornos popped up in front of EVERYONE! OP, that's horrible I'm so sorry. I hope they understand 

#77 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:36pm by HeyThereGorgeous

I got the same thing... its b.s. use Malwarebytes-Anti-Malware its a free program
http://download.cnet.com/Malwarebytes-Anti-Malware/3000-8022_4-10804572.html?part=dl-10804572&subj=dl&tag=button

#78 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:37pm by CAPRICEDUDE

Today, I went on to the comments to write something witty and clever about this particular FML. I wanted to tell the 'OP' that while unfortunate, I totally rolled on floor laughing my ass off at his FML, and it is a shame but the people would understand. Then I saw all the f***ing arguements about whether or not a Mac or a PC is better. FML

P.S.: NEITHER WILL LAST MORE THAN 5 YEARS ANYWAY, AND EVEN IF THEY DO THEY WILL BE MORE OUTDATED BY THEN THAN YOUR MOM JOKES

#81 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:44pm by DutchGunner21

my parents have had their mac for 7. :)

#82 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:46pm by lizz1234

My 9 year old Dell laptop, 7 year old Dell desktop, 6 year old Powerbook, and collection of Sparc boxes disagree. My 4 year old Terrabox is due to disagree shortly.

#83 - On 07/01/2009 at 4:49pm by ozymandias

i think you should probably consider getting a macbook. ;-) no viruses.
Better luck next time pal

#86 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:22pm by wexou3

i call fakesies


first time im doing it, but my gut has this feeling you know?

#88 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:33pm by pwnrzero

HAHA that sucks. Sorry to hear that. Next time, don't use your work laptop for porn or any stuff that will get you viruses lol

#89 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:39pm by emzmansion

reminds me when we would set the Rick Rolld url as the homepage for the Laptops in middle school. but not porn. lol fyl

#91 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:53pm by car6435

Sorry, I had to Lol when I read ur FML. FYL

#92 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:53pm by OMFGItsEliah

use anti-maleware bytes to get rid of the anti spyware program

#94 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:07pm by shadow_skater

Lolololol

#98 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:23pm by KiddNYC10

Not all porn popups are generated from porn sites. And no computer has better virus protection than the other, depending on what you click on. If you know what you are clicking on, then it won't matter. I happen to prefer a mac because it fits my needs, it's faster, and it's WAY easier to use. But of course, that's my opinion. If you want to write comments condradicting MY opinion, then fine, be my guest. Just don't tell me my computer choice is wrong, because that's just low.

#99 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:25pm by brunoisbeast

Easiest option would have been to just disconnect from the internet tbh, at least you wouldn't get the porn pop ups and next time you get anti spyware make sure its legit, I myself use AVG, but there are several sites which compare the top brands, and i reccomend using one of them rather than one you have never heard of, or even if it was one you heard of, downlod it from the actual site!

#100 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:52pm by 666midnight

let me make this simply for the mac vs window thing 1 mac=$2000 1 hp laptop $400-$800 i would prefer to have 2 laptops $1600 and you dont need an 60 dollar antivirus but lets say you want it that makes a total
of $1720 and $280 left to spend on what ever the fuck you want so what do you prefer a mac or two windows laptops plus $280 and mac sucks ball becuase most programs are windows only so fuck you lol

#104 - On 07/01/2009 at 7:09pm by ramsokapo

That reminds me of the movie Wild Hogs

#109 - On 07/01/2009 at 8:09pm by danielbudzynski

Mutrphy's Law prevails yet again

#111 - On 07/01/2009 at 10:37pm by plo_koon

haha, wow. fail!

#114 - On 07/01/2009 at 11:29pm by Obwaban

#7 way to kill the pattern

#120 - On 07/02/2009 at 12:36am by uchihasasuke

Two things:
1. You got the virus while in the middle of a meeting while projecting what was on your computer to everyone? Were you making a presentation or surfing random sites?

2. Do you mean internet explorer instead of windows explorer?

#121 - On 07/02/2009 at 12:37am by dnotter

my buddy got both those virus locked his junk up for days.

#122 - On 07/02/2009 at 12:54am by teebonehead

I got one similar to that. except it wasn't opening porn, it was opening pages about erectile dysfunction

#123 - On 07/02/2009 at 1:59am by iphonebro

Why do people continue to put up with Windows? Linux is free.

#125 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:34am by Tsukasa

Specs between Macs and Windows computers are incomparable, because since both the hardware and software in Mac bare designed, manufactured, and tailored by the same company, there's a tighter connection between the OS and hardware of a Mac than a PC. I have a PC and a Mac, bought at the same time. The PC is technically much more powerful than the Mac, in terms if hardware, yet the Mac runs much quicker than the PC. I have a similar situation going on with my Toshiba notebook and Macbook Pro. Even after at least a year or two of extensive use, only the Macbook still runs at optimal speed.

#126 - On 07/02/2009 at 3:39am by speedmastaflex

quit looking at porn your work computer

#127 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:03am by Jarlais

Linux = Win. And the PC vs. MAC argument will never end because they're designed for different groups of users. MAC is more user friendly and even with OS X's new UNIX command line, it's still not as customizable as a Windows or Linux. However, at the same time adding a command line has increased a MAC's vulnerability to tampering, meanwhile, Windows is trying to make their OS more user friendly and making more experienced computer users disable a bunch of their shit to stop the OS from bitching at them every 5 minutes with things like their stupid UAC.

#128 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:20am by nadroj51590

I get Internet explorer opening over and over again but it's not porn

#131 - On 07/02/2009 at 8:43am by Ethan223

MS Windows is subpar medicore software for people that don't know better.

#132 - On 07/02/2009 at 9:08am by UMAD

FYL dude! I know how it feels! My laptop has a bunch of viruses and gets that annoying blue screen of death thing all the time. (which, btw is not really bad, just really freaking annoying)

#134 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:00am by AdamGD

awesome !!! the projector part is best

#135 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:19am by wikifoo

Yo dawg, we heard you liked Macs, so we put only one pedal in your car!

#137 - On 07/02/2009 at 1:14pm by cocomonkilla

as far as the mac thing goes moving to mac from pc helps but if everyone did it then people would start making viruses for macs. but the virus deal is simple don't do stupid stuff that gets u viruses. I torrent programs and whatnot all the time and I have not had a virus inany years

#138 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:19pm by iBeAcHaM

dude i have the same virus, how the fuck did you get rid of it

#141 - On 07/02/2009 at 8:18pm by popopfire

that's what u get for using a crappy PC, those things never work right. Think about getting a MAC, then u will never have any problems ever again!

#142 - On 07/02/2009 at 11:35pm by yopplwassup

I believe you mean Internet explorer? u see, windows explorer is files. compuidiots. "Microsoft 7" indeed.

#143 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:01am by lego606

Man that sucks. I have a PC and I've had one all my life and I hate it. I have to scan for viruses like everyday to actually not have anything and I don't watch porn or click anything stupid. Personally I just think they're not that great of computers.

#144 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:58am by Jcraft2008

YDI for being stupid enough to get a fucking virus. I've been using Windows for years, without any antivirus software, and have never gotten ONE virus. I'm tired of you dumbfuck retards giving the rest of us Windows users bad names. If you're too stupid to use one, either kill yourself or buy a Mac. After all, Macs are for idiots that are too stupid to use a real computer.

#145 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:04pm by Rowbin

should have got a mac.

#146 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:18pm by whjmsical

that will definatly get u a promotion

#148 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:30am by foxegrandpa

Get a Mac

#149 - On 07/04/2009 at 3:55pm by capilot

.

#150 - On 07/06/2009 at 6:51pm by leo1234

Wow!! That happened to me too! I don't even watch porn, but now my parents think that's why I spend so much time on the computer. Gah. That sucks!

#153 - On 08/18/2009 at 4:24pm by xTheBasicFlawx

NGM_47, u are number thirteen.

#154 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:56pm by doggie3

As a computer engineering sudent I say: F*ck the pc anc f*ck the mac. Both are sh*t.The pc is slow because of windows vista (well see with windows 7). The mac is an overpriced, low performant computer that is only good for its looks (besides apple encryptes all of its source code, theres no liberty, why do you think people jailbreak their iphones/ipod touches?). Linux is the best! It's faster and more safe, since the community repairs the code's weaknesses in no time. Ubuntu FTW.

#157 - On 09/14/2009 at 7:38pm by DeMoCraCy

I've had this windows pc for 7 years and never have gotten a virus. That's because I know how to keep my shit updated and how to protect myself against viruses.

#158 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:22am by cptawesome

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