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Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52908) - you deserved it (2618)

On 06/29/2009 at 5:44am - work - by chloe (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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damn what a dick!

#3 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:50pm by lifebarelyeffed

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#2. Also. It sucks to be you. Some people today are such a**holes.

#1 - On 06/29/2009 at 10:22am by nattylight

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