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Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML

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On 06/28/2009 at 4:25am - work - by WitchQueenLiz (woman) - United States (California)

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Sorry to hear that, why would they lay you off on your birthday? Assholes.

#3 - On 06/28/2009 at 11:14am by FacePALM24

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aww. happy birthday if it counts for anything?

#7 - On 06/28/2009 at 11:18am by fmyalarmclock

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