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Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML

I agree, your life sucks (33102) - you deserved it (2252)

On 06/26/2009 at 1:43am - work - by donezo (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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