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Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34174) - you deserved it (2363)

On 06/26/2009 at 1:43am - work - by donezo (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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I can't believe people voted that you deserved this

#27 - On 06/26/2009 at 9:43am by anniesaysbueno

See in context

+2

Imagine how many people are shitting on slides right now because this FML was posted.

#32 - On 06/26/2009 at 10:36am by yayclaire

See in context

+2 | 1

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