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Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML


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On 06/26/2009 at 1:43am - work - by donezo (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Could have been worse. At least it wasn't in the ball pit, and you didn't have to dig around for it. But FYL, haha.

#7 - On 06/26/2009 at 6:35am by bobtea

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I've heard of a lot of these cases. I'm starting to consider super-gluing my kids' diapers on when I have them. I am so sorry.

#10 - On 06/26/2009 at 7:03am by Darth_Taco

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