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Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40551) - you deserved it (1838)

On 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm - work - by the_captain (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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