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Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49690) - you deserved it (3259)

On 06/21/2009 at 8:37pm - work - by blahpizzablah (man) - United States (Washington)

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This is where you say, "My parents are rich because they're hookers, and your momma is their best customer. Pay up."

#5 - On 06/22/2009 at 4:09am by CassT

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thats when you go in there and take back the pizza

#4 - On 06/22/2009 at 4:09am by Andy_King

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