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Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5925) - you deserved it (40136)
On 06/15/2009 at 12:13am - work - by damgoose (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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