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Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7874) - you deserved it (55193)

On 06/15/2009 at 12:13am - work - by damgoose (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool

#2 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:07am by Aelaena

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Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)

#1 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:06am by maupa

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