Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML

by damgoose / 06/15/2009 at 12:13am / United States (New Jersey) / Work

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  • ..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool

    #2 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:07am by Aelaena

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  • Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)

    #1 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:06am by maupa

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