By damgoose - 15/06/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML
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Aelaena 6

..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool

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maupa 0

Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)

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rmamets 0

YDI. Find a job without hot bosses, you won't do stupid things to "impress" them.

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Peroxide 3

bl dude, the last time i lifted 3 cases of gray goose all the ladies in the store wanted to have sex with me stay classy

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knowlove 0

i find your comment to be very humorous

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Jimboom 11

She probably would have been more impressed if you had followed health and saftey regulations. Now she just thinks your a liability and an idiot.

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OmniFML 0

You could work it to your advantage. "Sorry about dropping those crates, I just needed an excuse to work with you as much as possible. ;)"

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lyndis_fml 0

try not to break anything else while you're paying those off.

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tWitt3rBuG 0

YDI, that's just so stupid! I mean what are to odds that your boss would've been impressed by that? Uh, hello!

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Sawadee 0

she probably likes you more now......since you are FREE

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passwordvixen 0

you should've done really cool bartending and fixed him/her a drink, now that's impressive.

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ApatheticJay 0

You really must be weak. Grey Goose comes in cases of 6 and really aren't that heavy.

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Godless25 0

depends on the bottle size, pints come in 12, and 1.75 liters come in 3, and the cases of 3, believe it or not, are heavier than they look

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24788 6

Your her bitch now. That may not be a bad thing though.

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