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Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47582) - you deserved it (1908)

On 06/14/2009 at 3:14pm - work - by Dominic (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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theres little ones now that work so good and only cost like 300

#4 - On 06/14/2009 at 7:01pm by BAbyR

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Aweeee I'd smash my friend's face till they paid for it

#13 - On 06/14/2009 at 7:04pm by clopez2

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