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Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67502) - you deserved it (4382)

On 06/13/2009 at 2:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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Oh wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

#2 - On 06/13/2009 at 9:58am by redbluegreen

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You must have magic fingers

#1 - On 06/13/2009 at 9:58am by jio_freed

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